Doiksy’s weblog of HAMMERS!

1:00, starting time

               This whole fight started with the conflict of Foa vs Team Blue. I was blue leader, doiks was blue scout, and ben was blue tag-along person. that was at the begining, though (remember that). so we  had the park devided in half. if u read doiksy’s side, u know how it goes.) so anywho, we were at the base. doiksy was the scout. he left and u know, scouted. so me and ben waited…….

1:40, well into war

               Me and ben were waiting (or so i thought). i was sitting and i had a feeling to get up and look. FOA leader was starring at me. CRAPTASTIC. CRAP.                      i shoot.   ”BEN SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!” no ben shooting. “SHOOT DARN IT!!!!!!!!” still no reply. FOA leader leaves. Doiksy was the only helper shooting. is ben a spy? I doubt it cause he comes right as FOA leader leaves. i gat mad at him and we flee from that base. No Doiksy………

2:20, the climax of the story

                Me and ben are hiding on a cliff. what a great place to hid though, cause they couldn’t see us. Ben is whining about wantin go go back to the old base. fine, i say after 5 min. of whining. we are going. i look to grassy senctuary. FOA, with DOiksy held captive. “RUN BEN!!!!!!!!” oh crap. that was out loud. ben runs opposite way. crap. they are running towards me.”RUN DOIKSY, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!” I yell *relief music* “I DONT HAVE A GUN, THOUGH” he says. “WE HAVE SOME IN THE BACKPACK” I say. *more relief music* i run like heck. Doiksy meet up with ben i guess, cause he wasnt near me.  they are after me. i jump off of part of the cliff and land 5 feet below. they are chasing me. gravity is with them. against me. i run down the rest of the cliff. i am hiding now and they are close. *RING RING RING* my phone. the mother is calling. i pick up quik and say i have to leave. *hangs up* i run for my life. they chase me. i hide. i can see them close behind.i run like heck doing all the cool manuvers i can. *relief music* i hide. now i run down a hill. i win this battle. now i am solo…….

2:50, circled the park perimeter five times, inside 4.5 times.

               Nobody in sight. i am all solo. not with blue, not against,. trail blazing in unmarked area. see freind cooper. ” I just saw Duncan (FOA member)” he says. where? the plateu. i hide. i look for five more minutes. nobody in sight. oh well. I circle the inside of the park 4 more times. *RING RING RING* mom again. time to head home and finish this…….

3:20, Time to end this crap.

               FOA spotted.he’s charging at me with……. his gun up??????? what the heck??? i aim at him, he shouts ”I SURRENDER!!!!!!! SPARE ME!!!!!” i talk to him about his surrender and apperently FOA leader shot him in his you-know-what and he hates him. i have a bad feeling about this. ”There is FOA leader right there.” uh oh this looks bad. i run while he heads towards him. i climb up a hill and stay there. “RUN CONNOR, (yes its spelt with 2 n’s) RUN!!!!!!!!”  he says. ben and Doiksy run. i havent seen anybody for 2 hours. Abattle wil soon start………

3:40, end batlle, a discussoin, and the victory.

               I am hidden on a top of a hill. FOA persons ”surrender” definetly a false one. I meet up with ben at the top (i called him up) and we talk. i tell him how i am solo and the whole previouse paragraphs. so i tell him to leave *jimy hendrix song in head*. we meet at bathroom, Blue team Beats heck out of FOA (they dont admitt it), and we end it. BLUE WINS BY LONG SHOT. SOLO ME LIVED FINE ALONE, AND VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End  

OH

FUDGIN’

YAAAAH!

Then later I get to invade a park with Conor and kill people with squirtgunz.

Newsflash: I got back from teh park, and I got my leg scratched up pretty badly. But still, it was FUGHN!
First, me, Conor, and Satino were on a unnamed team. We got 3 small guns, 1 meduim gun, and 1 BIG soaker. Conor had teh big soaker, Satino had teh medium gun and 1 small one, and I was stuck with 1 small gun, and teh supplies. Teh last small gun was kept at base.

Teh other team, FOE, consisted of 2 men, 1 of them armed with a ultra soaker bazooka majig, teh other one armed with a BIG ultrasoaker and two other small guns, and was carrying teh supplies, making him slow.

First, both teams went into a part of teh park with a fountain. This was decided teh sanctuary because of teh free ammo that teh fountain produced. We split up then to make our bases, so we divided teh park into halves. Our half was rocky and weedy in terrain, lots of bushes and places to hide, plus some gardens. FOE’s half was grassy and hilly, with more roads, and some bigish plateaus. (We never fought on teh plateaus though, except teh one’s on our side, but those were small.) A big advantage my side had was teh sanctuary, but FOE had easier access to our side.

Teh game began and we set up our bases. Our first base was two tower like structures that were easy to store stuff and hide in. It was nearish to teh end of teh park, so it would take awhile for FOE to get there. Conor and Satino knew where teh second base was, but never really told me in description where it was, probably because I was assigned scout job, and likely to get captured. So I went scouting along teh left of teh base, near most of teh gardens, found nothing, and reported back. Next, I scanned teh right side of teh base, but you had to be more careful there, there were hundreds of hiding places, and because of it’s rockieness, it was easy to be spotted when climbing. I heard FOE first, they were NOISY. I reported their location to base, and was assigned to attack them. ALONE, with a wimpy gun. Teh plan if I was ambushed by them was to run away towards somewhere, away from, teh base, the Conor and Satino could get in a suprise attack. I eventually found them 10 feet away from where I last spotted them, one of teh FOEs was sent after me, while teh leader would look for teh base some more. Teh other FOE gave up shortly after I was escaping.
I decided to return to base by spiraling to teh right, to aid Conor and Satino. While I was on my way, teh leader of FOE was there, wetted and running away from teh base’s location. I hid behind a bush, but he had already spotted me. When he fired at teh bush, I quickly came out from behind it and shot him. He was shortly disarmed, but if he hadn’t called teh other FOE over, I would have a gun that wasn’t out of water.
I was captured and token hostage, but I escaped about two minutes after they had caught me. I threw my gun near teh original base(Which for some reason, was desolated.) so FOE wouldn’t get it, and charged into some gardens. I was exhausted from teh scouting and struggling, so teh FOE leader was able to catch up to me, but he left some supplies on teh ground to do that. I was able to soak him with a water bottle before he caught me, but I got another one from teh supplies on teh ground. FOE didn’t care. I was forced to show them new teh base, although I had no idea where it was, except it was by a curve of a road. So I led them to teh main road, (Teh leader had a belt, and had already tired to tie it around my neck.)and I eventually got to a curve that could be a landmark. I saw some kid walking around in teh area, and I said, trying to look like I accidentally said it outloud,

“Is that Conor?”
My plan succeeded and they went after him, even leaving me. I started searching around for teh new base, but I didn’t find anyone. Want to know why? They evacuated, that kid was Conor. Sucks, I know. So after about 7 minutes of looking through bushes and climbing rocks, I find Satino. And he told me teh whole story. Satino only had teh meduim-sized squirtgun, so I told him about teh gun I left at teh old base.
When we got there, there was no gun, so we made plans to find/rescue Conor, We decided that we would head to sanctuary, fill ammo, then head to FOE’s half of teh park, find Conor as that’s where he probably went, or rescue him by a suprise attack, get water bottles that he was holding, and then guard sanctuary as thats teh only other place where water can be found, that isn’t pond water or toilet water. Me and Satino entered FOE’s area(AKA Hell) by teh left of old base. We got to teh border line, a city road that cuts through teh park, and traveled along it down to where we thought Conor was. FOE’s leader was keeping a lookout on a hill at teh time, so retreated back up somewhat and hid. He was not seen ’till later when he was being held hostage by teh other FOE member. When me and Satino checked to see that teh coast was clear, we saw at a landmark of teh park, “The Benches”, Conor and teh pther FOE member sitting on a bech, talking to each other about something. Conor fortunately still had teh supply bag, and it looked like it was mostly full. Me and Satino, upon seeing Conor leaving, made a plan by going to an area above teh Park Benches, and when teh time was right, charge through them and make sure Conor isn’t in trouble. When we were about to charge through teh Park Benches, Satino had suddenly left, and teh FOE leader had spotted me. I ran away, going in a spiral back to teh area’s bathroom. I got in there in time, but when I looked back, I saw teh FOE leader with a squirtgun at his neck, being held captive by teh other FOE member. They came up to teh bathroom window, with teh FOE member asking to be let in, as we were allies now. He told me about how teh leader had fired a him, and we were allies now. I asked him to show his trust by letting me out of teh bathroom, and putting teh leader in so we could hold him prisoner. When I opened teh door to let teh leader in, teh member shot at me along with teh leader. I disarmed teh leader again, as he was too close for comfort, but he retreated out side so he could get out another gun to shoot at me with. I shut teh door, backed aganist it, but teh FOE member had gotten in. I gestured as if to fire at him, so he only sprinkled me. Since neither one of us wanted to be trapped forever in there, we made a deal, FOE lets me out, I don’t fire at them until I’m away. My side of teh promise was easy to keep, I had to give back teh gun too. I immediately began searching for Satino and Conor, it took about 5 minutes in FOE’s hill before I saw Satino holding FOE off. He gave me a gun that Conor had before, but it was out of water. (So he found Conor at some point.) We retreated into another bathroom, but it’s stalls had no doors, as I hoped. We prepared for FOE to arrive, and when they came, we dashed infornt of teh doorway. I had opened teh bottle that I stole earlier, and spilled it on teh floor infront on of teh FOE member, intending to hit him with it, but teh effect was greater than if I hit him with it, he slipped on teh water, and was sent outside, but before FOE could come back in again, Conor had come and ended teh game, because it was an hour after it was supposed to end. If teh battle went on though, we would’ve won, FOE was proved to have not much water left, and Conor had pumped his gun 150 times. (He was counting, and had used it later on FOE leader when FOE kept firing. It looked painful.)

~Đon Đoikςy

I GOT BORED SO I WROTE A POST.

There once was an artist named saint,

Who decided to sample his paint,

The colorful spectrum,

Flew out of his rectum,

With a wonderful lack of restraint

LIVE WITH IT

Uncensored and style-ized by Doiksy. (Yes, I have to edit each of Conor’s posts.)

To go along with teh water partay theme, I’m going to be changin mah iggy to a beach. So here’s a screen of my old iggy before it ges changed.

When this design return it’ll be improved.

~Đoikςy

teh=the

lawl=lol

fever sucks=no crap

my dialog:

infro=info

art=are

i (as in what about i)=me

yo iz the new auther!!!!!!!!!! conoriscool7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yai!!!!!!!!!!!! this is starting to get awkward!!!!!!!!

anyway, this art some infro (yes, i said art and infro and its not a hairdo):

i HATE (yes, really really really x5000) hate diagla80 and wii mountain and spacybirdy and this guy cpbrulers. so watch this: diagla80.justgotowned.com

i hate diagla especially.

so thats me

Edited by Doiksy to save space.

Yai, I made a blog. Hopefully it won’t end up like mah last crappy one. Soooo…Wanna see mah entry to CP’s castle iggy contest? Yah I bet you do.

Ain’t it just simply pimp?

In other newz, RPF and Golds are gonna clash on Sabertooth, at 1:00 or somethin’. I think Golds are gonna win, because Gold just sounds…more something-ish more than RPF, so Sabertoothians are probably gonna join Golds. But, RPF’s unifrom is cewler than Golds’s so I dunno.

I will post CP cheats, but I’m gonna’ make a cheats page for that…

That’s all soaps!~Đoikςy